Mothers will always be mothers.
At first, i thought i was the only one, until one evening as i was having drinks with a couple friends, Sharing our childhood experiences, talking about how our mothers used to scold us and all that.
A friend said something his mother used to say to him and i was like “Mine used to say that too”
Not until we all started opening up and laughing….
Here’s a dose of what our mothers have in common, I’m sure you can relate..
You: “Mummy, I’m Sorry!”
Mom: “Sorry for yourself!”
You: “Mummy i have fever.”
Mom: “Why won’t you have fever when you press phone every night”
You: “Mom, i need back the money you borrowed”.
Mom: “All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?”
You: “But mummy it’s not like that”.
Mom: “Shut up! you don’t talk when I’m talking”.
You: “Mummy, I’m going to my friend’s place to play”.
Mom: ”When last did that friend come here to play with you?
You: “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.”
Mom: “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
Mom: “Is the food i served you is enough”?
Mom: “come and eat my own with yours”.
Mom: ”I didn’t kill my mother, so you will not kill me”.
Mom: “if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween”!
When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
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